This place was absolutely horrible on so many levels. We arrived and ordered two soups, one vegetable and one fish. They heated them in the microwave (disadvantage of an open kitchen), and the fish soup was still cold. The vegetable soup had a mystery piece of lettuce/soggy cabbage? The fish soup, when chewing the pieces of mucousy fish made squeaky noises between my teeth. We ordered two glasses of white wine. I asked "el vino es muy seco?" (Is the wine dry? Our waiter spoke fluent Spanish-we are Spanish) and her reply was "está Fresca/chilled." What does that have to do with anything? Then the waiter (not ours, a woman) was attending the table next to us. He offered them a complimentary shot of porto wine, saying it was sweet and light, appropriate for "Maricas (derogatory term for homosexuals)." The customer responded and said " oh it must be light and sweet." The dialogue went on and on, and I made comments to my friend. Given that the waiter naturally picked up on my sarcastic, critical comments he refused to look at me the rest of the night. This wouldn't have been a problem except for that our ignorant waitress disappeared before we finished. Then the waiter (ignorant old man) tried to cheat us with our change. I called him on it, he played dumb and fixed it but still kept 0.10€ than he didn't deserve. And pate de lulas (squid pâté) is not liver pate. Learn your languages or stop lying! Avoid this nasty place like the plague.